staceyleeh:

“Is there a problem?”

“Yeah, moron. I ordered a cheese sandwich and there’s hardly any cheese in here.”

“That’s no good, is it? Here, give me your sandwich, I will fix it for you. We can’t have people complaining that there’s not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches now, can we? I mean, if there’s no cheese in a cheese sandwich that’s basically just two slices of bread!”



mingstein:

Goodbye Hooooorses…..

mingstein:

Goodbye Hooooorses…..


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